Beating a Dead Lion – The advancement of technology and the death of ideas

Hamlet with lions. An emotional, deeply metaphorical tale about life, death, duty, honour and our place in the world, with singing meerkats and dancing giraffes. Now brought to you with photo-realistic CGI animals that can barely emote, sing, or dance, with a more straightforward plot that turns the vaguer aspects of the story in reasonable plot points. Also, the photo-realistic animals have no genitals, because PG-13.

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The Rise of Skywalker makes me sad and I wanna talk about it

What came out of that unimaginably difficult situation is a chaotic, manipulative and reactionary nostalgia-fest that desperately tries to tie everything together through a plot that is incredibly thin and exceptionally bloated all at the same time. Thin because the core of the second act action consists of a series of interconnected fetch quests with the goal of reaching a planet: not the most compelling narrative for the concluding chapter in a trilogy. Bloated because, after two movies that basically argue with one another on what this series is about, TROS has to work twice as hard to create a story with clear stakes.

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